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| Date | 06-02-07 |
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| Message | GOOD NEWS ON THE POCKET ROCKET COMING TO HEMSBY OR AS HE IS OTHERWISE KNOWN THE GIGOLO OF THE DEAD.!!!! GOOD TO KNOW THE LEG END IS INVITING ALL OF THESE PEOPLE MAYBE THIS YEAR HE HAS BOOKED THE TARDIS.  |
| Date | 05-02-07 |
| Message | big news the pocket rocket is on a return trip 2 sew his seeds lock up your all the young ladys and there nan maybe the future and dtd can have some of his slops and learn how its done by an old master (very old) ps at least there wil be a happy lady a rocket (might c a cat fight)  |
| Date | 05-02-07 |
| Message | well done the lanes we qualified for the grand finals of the holsten pdc event lead by the great doug gerrard we sailed thro now we of to warick for finals also being pdc event they had there own chalkers bdo take a look into the futurer of darts |
| Date | 05-02-07 |
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| Message | Good choice only wanting DTD not only can he throw a mean arrow he is also a good drinker, just like you woman. I can personally say what a good drinker he is after we had drunk all night up at Purfleet we dropped him off and he did not get home for four hours ,he was probably still drinking somewhere.  He will fit in well with you because he is the only male member of the womans institute,his knitting is good and he can make fairy cakes and he also has PERIODS (long periods of sleep) |
| Date | 05-02-07 |
| Message | I'd like to sign Dorothy alias DTD first. Heard he's the man.   Dot please get in touch. |
| Date | 05-02-07 |
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| Message | My business is ruined I am Nearly Bankrupt. Thats the last time I get Daryll up here for an exhibition. I would sue him for his life savings but £1.24p will not compansate me for my losses. I asked him why he did'nt wear a condom but these cannot be bought anywhere he has to have them specially made in extra extra small mens size This is the biggest disaster since Scuffer sung EARNIE on the kareoke and all my birds went off laying for two months.  the only good news is that DTD has agreed to play an exhibition match for charity that should raise in excess of £10000000. All checks payable to B Matthews at That bald headed bastard f**cked my Turkeys.com /tight Twat.  |
| Date | 05-02-07 |
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| Message | I see the starlets from the WIZARD OF OZ are having a hissy fit over the captain of the Mighty X TEAM. Our captain may look a bit like George Michael and does a bit of cottaging around Crown Hill Bogs but he is a good captain who's averages in the league are only just behind that poultry shagging tight twat,just read the papers one careless shag in Norfolk and he's caused the death of 2500000 Turkeys.(If the future had shagged them they would have killed themselves.) The best thing the se**xual deviants of the A team can do is melt down there darts and mould into a statue of LLoyd the dart Evers. If you are going to be girls join the womans team.  |
| Date | 04-02-07 |
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| Message | Oi! dont knock these arrow's... Might suit a fairground owner with limited access to gold fish..could try free bowl with every ton. |
| Date | 03-02-07 |
| Message | do yourself a favour dont buy these darts there is something wrong with them i see the way they went on tues i thought they were the futures |
| Date | 03-02-07 |
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| Message | Darts for sale: 26 grams, 1 set of shafts, 3 sets of flights, one mouthy owner £2 o.n.o, apply captain X team |
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