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NameTommy Cooper
Date02-02-07
MessageI went to the doctor. He said 'you've got a very serious illness'. I said 'I want a second opinion'. He said 'all right, you're ugly as well'.


NameDorothy
Date02-02-07
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MessageOh show me the way to go home ! smilie smilie

No way.

Who wants to sleep in my chalet ! 4-7th May.


NameLager Legend
Date02-02-07
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MessageFuture
I have been drafted into the Leg End stable as personal trainer and drinking coach.
My first task is to get DFM over a pint and a half without falling over.
They are a pair of twats but the pay is good. smilie


Namethe future
Date02-02-07
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Messagethats a bit much Mort.thats the last time i offer you advice on how to play darts smilie


NameLager Legend
Date02-02-07
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MessageFuture

Tommy Cooper wore a funny hat
You are a F*ucking Pratt!!!

BOOM BOOM. smilie
Long live Jim Bowen.


Namethe future
Date01-02-07
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Messagetommy cooper eat your heart out


Namethe future
Date01-02-07
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Messagere.se*ual harrasment:every day a male co worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine,inhales a deep breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.after a week of this, she cant stand anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personell department and asks to file a se*ual harrasment grievance against him,The human resource manager is puzzled and asks,what's se*ually threatening about a co worker telling you that your hair smells nice?"The woman replies,"Its Kieth...The midget smilie


NameGuess who (not Tommy Cooper)
Date01-02-07
MessageHello to my mate the Lager Legend what a pleasure it was to drink in your company again on Tuesday. Roll on Hemsby smilie

Future, did not see much of you that night can't think why ! smilie

Blondie, been fishing lately ? smilie smilie


NameX Team Minority
Date01-02-07
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MessageThe clue is in the name!

Are all the "A" team sitting at the Rayleigh job club writing messages to this site?

Surely you can make better use of your time simply masturbating - probably caught the Future out there thinking how'd he know and wondering if he's left his webcam on!!


NameTommy Cooper
Date01-02-07
MessageHe said 'My dog doesn't eat meat'. I said 'Why not?'. He said 'We don't give him any'


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