| Date | 02-02-07 |
| Message | I went to the doctor. He said 'you've got a very serious illness'. I said 'I want a second opinion'. He said 'all right, you're ugly as well'. |
| Date | 02-02-07 |
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| Message | Oh show me the way to go home ! No way. Who wants to sleep in my chalet ! 4-7th May. |
| Date | 02-02-07 |
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| Message | thats a bit much Mort.thats the last time i offer you advice on how to play darts ![]() |
| Date | 02-02-07 |
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| Message | Future Tommy Cooper wore a funny hat You are a F*ucking Pratt!!! BOOM BOOM. Long live Jim Bowen. |
| Date | 01-02-07 |
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| Message | tommy cooper eat your heart out |
| Date | 01-02-07 |
| Message | Hello to my mate the Lager Legend what a pleasure it was to drink in your company again on Tuesday. Roll on Hemsby Future, did not see much of you that night can't think why ! Blondie, been fishing lately ? ![]() |
| Date | 01-02-07 |
| Message | He said 'My dog doesn't eat meat'. I said 'Why not?'. He said 'We don't give him any' |