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| Date | 01-02-07 |
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| Message | Dear Mr DFM and Mr Future thank you for your enquiry and photo you sent requesting a place on our Extreme Makeover Show. We would like to make it clear that we employ Skilled Surgeons not FU**CKING MAGICIANS. PS Mr Future we believe we have already done one of your family who has a stiking resembalance to you A Mrs Goody. |
| Date | 01-02-07 |
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| Message | just to let everybody know,this site is not solely dedicated to me. |
| Date | 31-01-07 |
| Message | ive known the future 4 years he does like a pig or 2 at the moment he likes the 5 fingered spider he should try women 4 something different  i wont tell dtd |
| Date | 31-01-07 |
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| Message | Yes the future could be K as girls do not hang around long enough to listen to his full name.` Probly because he has a body that looks like a condom full of wallnuts. The sooner Jade sorts herself out gets rid of the fake tan the better, he can then go for long walks in the country with DFM another lonely guy who F**U**CKS animals. |
| Date | 31-01-07 |
| Message | could the future be the new ste what does the larger legend think  |
| Date | 31-01-07 |
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| Message | Congratulations to the cast of the wizard of oz for there slim victory over the X team. Highlights Doroty played to his normal high standards The wicked witch stuffing the scarecrow and lion on the last throw at killer. the tin man having enough attempts at a double that Dennis had to ask for an extension on opening hours.get back to rehab Mr Stringers super victory over the wizard. Toto coming good against the George Michael lookalike Super George who came within a fag paper of beating the wicked witch. the Leg End (lion)who for once played well in his new role as the scarecrows new benefactor. Sporting conduct award. Morton for letting the scarecrow win so not to FU**CK up his averages. (bloody nice guy) Chalker of the night. Leg end anyone who can cheat that much with only using the bottom of the board that he could reach was an exceptional performance. Twat of the Night (joint winners) Scarecrow when he had a hissy fit because he couldnt pay 20p and nobody would bail him out. Tin Man (jade) because he trying to use his fake tan to pull the stringer sisters. |
| Date | 30-01-07 |
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| Message | BREAKING NEWS Jade Goody has just gone into rehab (PRIORY) because of the fact nobody likes her after BB. Is this the Future's latest plan so he does not have to face the Mighty X Team tonight and why would he book into the priory for that reason,he knows nobody likes him before or after BB.? Dennis no Chicken Sandwiches,it is a family pub where punters dont want to see daryll shagging the buffet. X Team Vs The cast of the WIZARD OF OZ BRING IT ON !!!!!!!  |
| Date | 30-01-07 |
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| Message | DFM Daryll you are very quiet after the Kent open if you didnt do very well we understand,  you feather fetished seagull swallowing robin roasting dove dogging crow cottaging chickin worrying goose gobbling pervert. You must of been in your element with all of those seagulls. |
| Date | 29-01-07 |
| Message | We just found out DTD is Dave O’Meara. We apologize for the confusion we thought it was Someone much better than that. And have no problem if he plays every week |
| Date | 29-01-07 |
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| Message | DFM, how did you get on at Kent Open. With the Darts that is ?.   |
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