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| Date | 10-02-07 |
| Message | hi jim like the joke about scuffer getting 300 peoploe in caravan iam worried now hes booked me room in blackpool he said only sharing with the future looks like scuffers done me over again  |
| Date | 09-02-07 |
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| Message | WATCHER IT SOUNDS LIKE BY YOUR DESCRIPTION THAT THE MARX BROTHERS CAME INTO THE MOON THE OTHER NIGHT.GROUCHO,HARPO,CHICO AND ZEPPO.  |
| Date | 09-02-07 |
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| Message | WORRIED FROM WICKFORD SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PREDICAMENT. I WILL SEND ROUND THE HALF MOON A TEAM THEN YOU WILL HAVE 9 ARSES. |
| Date | 09-02-07 |
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| Message | as a visitor to the half moon on tuesday i was having a nice time in the pub with some decent chaps from the half moon x my evening was totally spoilt later bye the arrival of 3or4 undisirables i do not know there names 1 was short and very loud one was short and fat and answerd to skip the other very old with white hair if the landlord does not stop people like this coming into his establisment i think his trade will suffer MR LANDLORD YOU DO NOT NEED THESE PEOPLE IN OTHERWISE YOUR LOVLEY PUB SIGNED ANNON |
| Date | 09-02-07 |
| Message | To Dartddre Help Please! I’m a Siamese twin with my brother attached at the stomach he’s gay I’m not, he’s got a date coming round tonight and we only got one arse between us |
| Date | 09-02-07 |
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| Message | as the big fish in the x team thought id just let the rest of the a team know that there boys didnt perform that well in the after match contests this tuesday killer expertly won bye me and your captain shitting out to tubbs for a tenner, and every a team member leaving well before the end of drinking if this is what its like to be an A team plyer count me out  rather be in my small pond |
| Date | 09-02-07 |
| Message | So I went to the dentist. He said "Say "Aaah"." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'" Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start" Two elephants walk off a cliff...... boom boom! |
| Date | 09-02-07 |
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| Message | I SEE WE ARE NOW GETTING ADVERTS FOR FREE RANGE TURKEYS UP. WITH DFM A REGULAR ON THIS SITE ITS STARTING TO TURN INTO A DATEING SITE FOR DARYLL. |
| Date | 09-02-07 |
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| Message | JOKE HOW DO YOU GET 300 PEOPLE INTO ONE CARAVAN.? BOOK A DARTS WEEKEND WITH SCUFFER HOLIDAYS. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SCUFFER AND ROBIN HOOD.? THEY BOTH ROBBED EVERYBODY BUT AT LEAST ROBIN HOOD GAVE THE MONEY BACK TO THE POOR. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SCUFFER AND A GARDEN KNOME ? ONE OF THEM HAS SLITTY EYES AND IS NOT HOLDING A FISHING ROD. BOOM BOOM EVERYBODY LOVES A BIT OF BULLY |
| Date | 09-02-07 |
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| Message | IF ITS BE NICE TO DARYLL DAY I WONT MENTION THAT HE IS TURKEY SH*AGGING,BIRD WORRYING,SMALL DI*CKED,NEST ROBBING BALD HEADED TWONK. OOPS |
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