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NameTubby
Date20-02-07
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MessageNote to Jamie Oliver:

I believe that is you world renowned recipe for Twatcakes - the official food of the A team.

Taking your restaurant theme to it's next level, will you be opening a restuarant called "Nine", an exclusive training camp for retarded dart players that are short of talent; cash; personality and well, just short really.

Stretching the numbers, The wizard of oz plot could probably be substituted for Snow White (Doug) and the 9 retards.

Right, I'm off to make me Twat mix - I'll choose the tosser Legend to make my Twatcake.


Namedfm
Date20-02-07
Messagei here lager legend been in little britain hope its broadcast in wide screen smilie


Namedfm
Date20-02-07
Messageorange juice for the future no repeat of last week future u being watched


Namecongrats to the larger legend
Date20-02-07
Messagewell done to larger legend 4 his bit part in little britain i understand he plays bubbles devere big brother nice c u on the big screen smilie


NameJamie Oliver
Date20-02-07
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MessageAS A DARTS FAN AND IT BEING PANCAKE DAY I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE WITH YOU MY SPECIAL RECIPE.

TAKE FLOUR, EGGS,A LITTLE SALT MIX IT TOGETHER UNTIL IT IS FLUFFY. HEAT THE OIL IN A FRYING PAN AND POUR IN THE MIXTURE.NOW COMES THE IMPORTANT PART THE QUALITY OF YOUR PANCAKE WILL DEPEND ON HOW WELL IT IS TOSSED.

SO TAKE YOUR MIX UP TO THE HALF MOON RAYLEIGH AND GIVE IT TO THE A TEAM AS YOU HAVE 9 TOSSERS TO CHOOSE FROM.

PUKKA smilie


Nameworried
Date19-02-07
Messagehas the larger legend and dtd had a drinkers tiff come on boys kiss and make up and get back on the honeymoon trail smilie smilie


NameJIM BOWEN
Date19-02-07
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MessageWHAT DOES A DWARF (LEG-END)GET IF HE RUNS THROUGH A WOMANS LEGS ?
A CLIT ROUND THE EAR ,A FLAP ACROSS THE FACE AND A CRACK ON THE HEAD.

BOOM BOOM KEEP OUT THE BLACK AND IN THE RED NOTHING IN THIS GAME FOR TWO IN A BED smilie


Namedarts sunday lunch
Date16-02-07
Messagecome and ave a go if u think u good enough mostly pdc so standard is high


Nameneed some help
Date16-02-07
Messagejoin the AA smilie smilie smilie u know who u r smilie


NameTommy Cooper
Date15-02-07
MessageI've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bi-satchel.


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