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| Date | 15-03-07 |
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| Message | HI GRINGOS TEQUILA WORM LEG END LAST SEEN BUYING SOMBRERO TO IMPRESS MEXICAN LADIES,SEEMS THE SHOP DID NOT HAVE ONE BIG ENOUGH TO COVER HIS BALDING LARGE HEAD. HE SPEND ALL DAY BY POOL TELLING LADIES WHAT A GOOD DART PLAYER HE IS AND HOW HE IS BEST PLAYER IN A TEAM.HE TELL LADIES THAT HIM AND FUTURE ARE BIG DART STARS BACK IN UK AND ARE RECONISED WHEREVER THEY GO. (I RECONISE THEY ARE WHAT WE CALL PAIR OF GRANDE CACTUS,TRANSLATED AS 2 BIG PRICKS) I NEED TO GET GOING AS FLEET OF LORRIES COMING IN WITH EXTRA TOILET ROLL SUPPLIES FOR SENOR LEG END AND HIS DODGY BOTTOM,WHERE DOES HE GET IT ALL FROM BECAUSE I THOUGHT ALL THE SHIT WAS JUST COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH. ARIBA ,ARIBA  |
| Date | 15-03-07 |
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| Message | DARYLL HAS BEEN NICKED FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING. HE WAS SEEN BREAKING INTO A FIVER.!!!! HE WILL NOT GO TO PRISON AS IT IS HIS FIRST OFFENCE. |
| Date | 12-03-07 |
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| Message | HI GRINGOS YOU STILL NOT TAKE BACK THE LITTLE BRITISH BORAT,HE IS SITTING BY THE POOL WITH HIS SHREK LOOKALIKE FRIEND EYEING ALL OUR LOVELY MEXICO GIRLS AND FLASHING HIS LITTLE TEQUILA WORM FROM HIS SPEEDOS. HE HAS BEEN OUT SHOPPING AND BOUGHT SOME POTATOES BECAUSE SOMEBODY HE MET TOLD HIM IF HE PUT DOWN HIS TRUNKS IT WOULD GIVE HIM BIG BULGE TO IMPRESS THE LADIES. THAT SILLY ARSE PUT THEM IN THE BACK OF HIS TRUNKS SO HE LOOKS LIKE HE SHIT HIMSELF.WHEN HE GETS IN THE POOL EVERBODY GETS OUT. PLEASE TAKE BACK THIS LITTLE TWAT |
| Date | 11-03-07 |
| Message | any one heard how legends getting on |
| Date | 09-03-07 |
| Message | Bumped into someone last night who said the A team were all 2 faced. Don't worry I stuck up for you and told them that was BULLSH*T!! If you all had 2 faces why would you all use the ugly one all the time!!!  |
| Date | 09-03-07 |
| Message | Unlucky to Bigfish who lost in the Southend Ladies mixed pairs (helping out our friends from the Old Bell) last night. Apparently it went to the wire and they lost 3-2 in the final - Bigfish's drink was spiked with a large quantity of Spangles - missing the double 16 to win and letting a real Legend (Bobby Niece) take the honours. Better luck next time Choker!! |
| Date | 08-03-07 |
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| Message | Hey Speedy, "you the man" Ariba.   |
| Date | 08-03-07 |
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| Message | HI GRINGOS WHO IS THIS STUMPY SLIT EYED GRINGO WHO IS SPENDING HOLIDAY IN MY COUNTRY. HE SAY HE IS SOME DART PLAYING LEG END WHO IS BIG HIT WITH THE WOMAN. WHY YOU SEND OVER THE BRITISH VERSION OF BORAT OVER HERE. TAKE THE LITTLE SHIT BACK OR WE HAVE ANOTHER ALAMO AND US MEXICANS WILL BE THROWING MORE THAN DARTS. HE SMELL LIKE A CHILLI RESTURANT TOILET AND HAS A PERSONALITY SMALLER THAN A TEQUILA WORM. TAKE BACK THE DART PLAYING CHIHUAHUA ARIBA ARIBA |
| Date | 07-03-07 |
| Message | Bigfish, Nice note - plenty of cussing and racism to boot!! Let's hope Osama is not monitoring this site. By the way, did the A team play at home last night - I only ask as when the X team troops came back at 11.30 no one was to be seen - did you all go to the Future's to practice not coming out!? Lightweights!!!! |
| Date | 06-03-07 |
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| Message | come on my boys tonight not liking the attitude the a team have in dissing us weaker teams the only reassson they got themselves religated was so they could win somthing w##kers.if they think that one of them c##ts is going to take my titles there living far far away in fairy fu##ing land. on a lighter note a doctor goes upto a nurse and says did you tell that paki in room 15 hes only got a week to live yes she said bollo#ks i wanted to tell him  |
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