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| Date | 19-03-07 |
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| Message | DTD (IRISHMAN) FINDS A SANDWICH IN THE STREET WITH WIRES STICKING OUT,HE PHONES THE POLICE AND SAYS "I'VE FOUND A SANDWICH THAT LOOKS LIKE A BOMB" "IS IT TICKIN" ASKS THE POLICEMAN ON THE PHONE. NO SAYS DTD "I THINK ITS SALMON AND CUCUMBER" THATS WHAT YOU COULD AV WON.  |
| Date | 19-03-07 |
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| Message | HI GRINGOS GOOD NEWS THE TEQUILA WORM LEG END HAS LEFT THE COUNTRY,HE WAS SEEN BOARDING A FLIGHT WEARING A SOMBRARO,PONCHO AND WITH A STUFFED DONKEY UNDER HIS ARM.WE ARE NOW HAVING TWO WEEK PUBLIC HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE HIS LEAVING. PLEASE DO NOT SEND HIM AGAIN WE DO NOT DESERVE TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO STORIES OF WHEN HE BEAT KEVIN SPIOLEK 24 HOURS A DAY. ARIBA ARIBA |
| Date | 19-03-07 |
| Message | welcome home legend you the man |
| Date | 19-03-07 |
| Message | notice team have been on the shit side since ive been gone dont worry im back on the brighter side hope my mate and name sake larger legend is alright and hope 2 see him soon |
| Date | 19-03-07 |
| Message | i have some new gold chains in stock they were made by design for the future thats right they are chokers boom boom |
| Date | 17-03-07 |
| Message | heard legend goes in hospital today doctors say he should have all the spangles out of his throat by tues but its a big op |
| Date | 16-03-07 |
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| Message | HI GRINGOS LATEST NEWS FROM TEQUILA WORM LEG END IS HE GOT INVOLVED IN FIGHT BY SWIMMING POOL HE PUT TOWEL DOWN ON SUNBEAD BEING USED BY MEXICAN JUMPING BEAN,NEEDLESS TO SAY THE BEAN GAVE HIM ONE HELL OF A BEATING. HE APPEARS TO BE GETTING HOMESICK FOR HIS FRIEND AND LOVER THE FUTURE,HE KEEPS GETTING DRUNK ,BEING SICK,BREAKING WIND AND SHITTING HIMSELF AND HE BLAMES IT ON MISSING THE FUTURE. IF YOU ASK ME HE ACTING JUST HIS NORMAL SELF. MUST GO HE HAS JUST FARTED AND BLOWN THE JUMPING BEAN INTO THE POOL,IT'S ALL ABOUT TO GO OFF AGAIN. TAXI FOR TEQUILA WORM!!!!!!!! ARIBA ARIBA. |
| Date | 15-03-07 |
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| Message | Legend stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" Legend, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation here! Bring me an order!" The waiter said, "I am sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!" The next morning, Legend returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor Legend. Sometimes the bull wins."  |
| Date | 15-03-07 |
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| Message | Hey Speedy thanks for Leg end update. So he suffer from various diarrhoea, not just verbal.  He should lay off the chilli's. |
| Date | 15-03-07 |
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| Message | Hey Speedy thanks for Leg end update. So he suffer from various diarrhoea, not just verbal. He should lay off the chilli's. |
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