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| Name | LEGEND |
| Date | 20-03-07 |
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| Message | MEXICO BLOG~DAYS 1-4 AFTER 10HR FLIGHT AND 4 SHITS I AV FINALLY ARRIVED AND IT IS TOO HOT, I ONLY MENTIONED RAYLEIGH 32 TIMES ON FLIGHT AND DREAMT OF STEVE MAISH, (MENTAL NOTE: I SHOULD DYE MY HAIR AND USE MORE GEL,) THESE POXY MEXICANS HAVE HAD ME WAIT AN HOUR FOR MY BAGS AND IM PISSED, I MUST BLAME SHARON SOME HOW, I WONDER WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE MOON? GOT TO THE HOTEL OK, IM NOT HAPPY THOUGH IM STILL THE SHORTEST PERSON HERE AND WAS TOLD THEY WERE ALL SMALLER THAN ME! ITS SO DAMN HOT ERE, OHH MUST USE THE LAV IM BUSTING FOR A SHIT, I WONDER IF MAISHY HAS WON ANY MATCHES? I HAVE PICKED UP A FEW WORDS OF SPANISH TODAY TO ASK FOR TWO BEERS YOU JUST SAY "TWO BEERS, OKEY COKEY" AND THAT IS WHAT YOU GET, DONT LIKE THE MEXICAN SLOP MUCH ITS LIKE THE WEATHER, ITS TOO DAMN HOT, DONT LIKE THE YANKS THEY TALK TOO MUCH AND THERE LOUD AND ARROGANT, I CANT HERE MYSELF THINK (OF RAYLEIGH) OR THE MOON OR DARTS. HAD AN AFTERNOON KIP TODAY I DREAMED OF STEVE MAISH AGAIN (I WISH I WAS HIM) AND OF RAYLEIGH AND OF THE MOON I WONDER WHATS GOING ON THERE???? MUST TEXT DANCING DARRYL TO FIND OUT! I HAVE ONLY HAD 16 SHITS SINCE I ARRIVED SO ALL IS WELL DOWN THERE, HAD A RIGHT TOUCH TODAY THE MAID LEAVES THE STORE ROOM OPEN SO I CAN GET EXTRA BOG ROLLS WHEN I NEED EM......RESULT!!!! DAY 3 AND THE TELLY AND AIR CON HAVE BROKE ALL THE BUTTONS ARE IN SPANISH SO IT MUST BE THERE FAULT OR SHARONS, I ONLY TOUCHED 2 BUTTONS, MUST COMPLAIN AND GET NEW ROOM, WILL LET YOU KNOW LATER HOW IT GOES. |