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| Date | 2006-01-02 |
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| Message | The next person to sign this guestbook will get a certified Christmas Care Bear thank you letter, printed exclusively on Police Department letterhead. Impress all your friends. Get out of BS tickets. Never run out of toilet paper again. Supplies are limited, so act fast! |
| Date | 2005-11-18 |
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| Message | Dear Don, Fear not, loyal reader. I cannot swim with ze fishes because I cannot swim. But I still have a nice breast stroke, people tell me. Hmm. Who takes over NFBS? My Deputy Editor, of course! But I hope it wouldn't interfere with his serious duties. -st |
| Date | 2005-11-16 |
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| Message | Throat, Don't let those who can't take a joke bother you! If they's give you any trouble, let the Family take care of it! Also, worse come to worse, if those who do not appreceiate your humour fit you with cement shoes, I will make sure you are found for your final posting! So who takes over NFBS if Throat swims with the fishes anyway? Thanks for making me laufgh my buttinski (Did I get it right?) off about the goings on of Broken Springs! Have a good day! Long Live the Family! -The Don |
| Date | 2005-11-15 |
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| Message | hello |
| Date | 2005-11-13 |
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| Message | Mr. Tongue, --I think that you are an INCREDIBLE writer, and I get a good chuckle out of you as I constantly keep a close eye on you and your other half!-- Yes, thank you for that little favor, btw. My other half appreciated it and has told me to pay you off with 'lip service.' What do you suppose he meant by that? As for what little writing ability I possess, you should thank Broken Springs public school English teachers, except for Mrs. Lee. She didn't teach me anything. I've secretly always wanted my own column in the Journalistic Error (I mean, if such a paper truly existed). Do you suppose you could put in a good word for me, hypothetically speaking of course? |
| Date | 2005-11-12 |
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| Message | Throat Whinneeyyyyyy! Affirmed  |
| Date | 2005-11-12 |
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| Message | Throat I, for one, am not laughing, nor do I get a daily laugh from you. Matter of fact, I have never laughed at anything at all.  Abused |
| Date | 2005-11-12 |
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| Message | Shallow Throat I think that you are an INCREDIBLE writer, and I get a good chuckle out of you as I constantly keep a close eye on you and your other half! You know, there's part of me that believes that you are really writing about familiar characters in the community that I live in. Would you admit that this is the truth? Jan Chaddwick, indeed! You see, if I can get you to admit that this IS, in fact, the truth, then I could probably try to shut you down or even sue you! Wait, I just really didn't say that, did I? Darn it! I'll never learn! Foiled again! Yours Jim Kingstongue |
| Date | 2005-11-11 |
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| Message | Amused, Thank you for your comments. I try to make light of every situation, dire as it may be. I don't know what you mean by 'unmistakable characters' however. The people I write about are completely fictional.  -st |
| Date | 2005-11-11 |
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| Message | You're one talented writer, Shallow Throat!! Just wanted you to know I keep tabs on you and get my laughs for the day because of your creative names for our unmistakeable characters in Broken Springs and your twist on our unbelievable goings-on. Keep it up! Amused |
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