| Message | Hello! I am wondering if you are interested in helping me in my campaign to install Ninjaerobics as a mandatory activity in my country. With your help and tutelage, I and my disciples can climb, penetrate and secure the Parliament buildings in Ottawa and seize control of our nation's nerve center. Hourly mandatory Ninjaerobics, strictly enforced nationwide, is our goal. I believe we can solve many of our nation's health problems if we succeed, and so save many lives. Help us, Sho. You are our only hope! |