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| Date | 28-11-08 |
| Message | anyway rabbit wernt that big and the balloon animals all looked like snakes his best trick was to get a drink out of morton who was beast on the barcardi |
| Date | 28-11-08 |
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| Message | BREAKING NEWS THE END OF AN EARHOLE. HAVING BEEN AT THE BULKINGTON WORKING MENS CLUB LAST NIGHT I FEEL DUTY BOUND TO REPORT ON ONE OF THE MOST HUMILIATING DARTS DEFEATS OF ALL TIME. THE SELF TITLED LEG END LOST 2 -0 TO A CHILDRENS ENTERTAINER AND MAGICIAN CALLED UNCLE ZOOBIE WHO NOT ONLY WIPPED HIS ARSE BUT INBETWEEN THROWS MADE BALLOON ANIMALS AND DID CARD TRICKS FOR THE CROWD. TO INCREASE THE EMBARRESSMENT ALTHOUGH GRATIOUS IN VICTORY UNCLE ZOOBIE STATED TO THE CROWD "THESE ARE NEW DARTS I HAVE NEVER USED THEM BEFORE" AS HE PULLED ANOTHER RABBIT OUT OF A HAT. THE LEG END WAS STUNNED AND BLAMED IT ON EATING A DODGY TURKEY ROLL AT THE BUFFET AND WAITING TOO LONG AT THE BAR. THE LEG END MADE A SOLATRY FIGURE WANDERING ACROSS THE CAR PARK WITH HIS HEAD BOWED DOWN WITH HIS NEWLY COLOURED RUSIC HAIR AND BALD SPOT GLISTNING IN THE MOOLIGHT. ROY HAYDON SHOULD NOW FINALLY BE PUT OUT TO GRASS.  ARISE THE NEW LEGEND UNCLE ZOOBIE FROM WARWICKSHIRE WHO IS ALSO AVAILABLE FOR CHILDRENS PARTIES AND PERSONAL MAGIC SHOWS. MORE REPORTS TO FOLLOW WHEN THE CROWD RETURN TO ESSEX |
| Date | 27-11-08 |
| Message | all lies im great |
| Date | 26-11-08 |
| Message | I THINK THE LEOPARD SKIN THONG BELONGS TO BACARDI BEAST; WHAT A PRETTY PICTURE THAT PAINTS. |
| Date | 26-11-08 |
| Message | if they are s h i t stained they must be dave the paves |
| Date | 26-11-08 |
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| Message | IF THEY ARE XXXXXXXXXXXX LARGE THEY WILL BE MINE IF THEY ARE XXXXXXXXXXX LARGE THEY MUST BE JIMMY 5'S. IF THEY ARE 7-8 YEARS THEY MUST BE THE LEG END. |
| Date | 26-11-08 |
| Message | found 1 armani suit,2 top quality shirts,3 designer t shirts,2 pairs of top of the range jeans. would the owner phone and ask for emma,you must be a top bloke and i would love to have a drink with you,CLASS X X X |
| Date | 26-11-08 |
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| Message | CLOTHES AT VAUXHALL MUST OF BEEN HARRY HILLS OR OF COURSE THE FUTURE. |
| Date | 25-11-08 |
| Message | even wolfman given up on the future and f,ucked off out the country and left him in charge so no dought he will pick himself |
| Date | 25-11-08 |
| Message | Found: Tank top, (pink and green hoops) Jeans, (38 waist short leg) Leopard skin thong ( slightly soiled) Sandals ( size 6) White shirt ( large collars) If you know anyone who might of lost these items please contact us |
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