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| Date | 01-12-08 |
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| Message | Sparky & co, I plan to drive to Cupids tomorrow, four places available. See you at the Moon around 7.30ish. I see the Essex stars got a right Yorkshire thumping the weekend !. Better luck next game lads. Good luck all you Moonies tomorrow. Is anyone going to darts at The Circus Tavern in January-February ?.  |
| Date | 01-12-08 |
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| Message | THE FACTS ARE TRUE I FOLLOWED THE POSTCODE AND I WAS IN THE WRONG CARPARK. THE ONLY OTHER THING THAT SHOULD BE MENTIONED IS THAT THE POSTCODE WAS ENTERED CORRECTLY FROM THE INFORMATION GIVEN TO ME BY A CERTAIN HOBBIT SIZED CREATURE WITH SLITTTY EYES WHO THINKS HE GOOD AT DARTS BUT LOSES TO KIDS ENTERTAINERS. NOT TOM TOM GO MORE LIKE ROY ROY F*UCK OFF !!!! |
| Date | 01-12-08 |
| Message | with the aid of 18 saterlite dishs perfect weather conditions for his sat nav to work the self aclaimed barcardi beast lost his car in a car park because he parked in the wrong hotel then blamed someone else , it a bit like going to the bar he gets lost going there aswell |
| Date | 01-12-08 |
| Message | is this uncle zoobie that good he could make dpp stop shiting himself after 2 pints that would be like dfm buying 2 rounds in 1 week now that would be MAGIC |
| Date | 01-12-08 |
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| Message | THE WIZARD AGAINST MR MAGIC ,WHO WANTS TO WATCH THAT IF YOU WANT TO SEE A WIZARD AT MAGIC THEN GO AND SEE UNCLE ZOOBEE MAKE THE LEGEND LOOK LIKE A CLOWN.  BET HE WOULD HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH DPP. |
| Date | 30-11-08 |
| status | Sorry Roy |
| Message |  Hahahahaha sorry yeah rite the sweet smell of success is wonderful. (twist ing another balloon whilst typing and juggling at the same time)It was good to see you guys in Bulkington and will get to see you again at christmas time perhaps then roy you might make it even (HONK HONK) yours truely unclezoobee.co.uk |
| Date | 30-11-08 |
| Message | more breaking news from bulkington working mens club: following the log ends humiliating darts disaster he decided to chance his arm at another pub sport namely pool, "ive never been beat" he was chanting as he beat a 7 year old kid in the saloon bar. just as he finished rubbing the little kids hair, the music from a spaggetti weston started and who walked in................you guessed it, it was uncle zoobie in full clown attire with a stetson on. the challenge was laid and a five frame match began. the log end pots one off the break, then turns into terry griffiths and goes all safety. uncle zoobie comes to the table and shows the log end his comedy flower....yes he fell for it!! uncle zoobie then cleared up and the log end never got another shot so 1-0 to zoobie. as the balls were being set up uncle zoobie played to the crowd by juggling with 6 balls and winking at the log end, the piece de resistance came when he caught one of the balls on his neck.....you have to hand it to uncle zoobie the man is talented. frames 2 and 3 followed in the same vain and a humiliating white wash ensued for the log end as he retreated to the bar all you could hear was uncle zoobie honking his clown horn while chanting waa waa waaahhh. long live uncle zoobie, the log end is dead...... |
| Date | 30-11-08 |
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| Message | there will be a head to head at the crane pub in basildon. between simon (the wizard) whitlock vs steve (mr magic) maish on tuesday 16th december |
| Date | 29-11-08 |
| Message | i told u them bdo boys were cheats |
| Date | 28-11-08 |
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| Message | GOOD TO SEE THAT NOW YOU REALISE WHAT EVERYBODY HAS BEEN TELLING YOU IS TRUE AND YOUR DARTS CAREER IS OVER (BEFORE IT BEGAN) YOU ARE TRYING COMEDY ALTHOUGH NOT VERY WELL.  WHY NOT TAKE A LEAF OUT OF THE NEW DARTS LEGEND UNCLE ZOOBIE AND GO INTO MAGIC. ? AS A LITTLE BALDING BLOKE YOU COULD ALWAYS BECOME THE STUNT DOUBLE FOR PAUL DANIELS. !!! NOW THATS MAGIC |
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