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| Date | 17-01-07 |
| Message | anyone need any painting ive got new brush  |
| Date | 17-01-07 |
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| Message | PLAYERS REQUIRED players required for half moon X team must be over 65 years old. If interested please contact Lloyd THE RASH Evers. You will find me by the toilets and I look like George Michael. Scuffer,Sparky,Doug need not apply although you are the right age.  |
| Date | 16-01-07 |
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| Message | LATEST NEWS So the young Dutch boys are all going over to the PDC (Klassen,Van Der Voort and Van Geeren)along with King. The BDO are urgently loking for English and Dutch players as replacements. The A team have offered Daryll who is not a King but is a bit of a Queen and the Future who is not Dutch but has had his finger in plenty of Dykes which I think qualifies him.  If OOH Flung Dung the Vietnamise number one defects as well the Leg End would be a natural replacement.  Note for DTD the Dutch are the ones in the Orange shirts ,but if in doubt ask them where they come from. |
| Date | 15-01-07 |
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| Message | Hello LL me ol buddy, i'm about dont panic. I've recovered from our last meeting. So Scuff was impersonating me was he.....ha ha. Serves him right. See ya soon m8  Darrell want to buy some good flights...NO WAY! |
| Date | 15-01-07 |
| Message | must admit spoof form is a bit low it didnt help when i got a dodgey drink it did mess me up but as a great actor said ill be back so 4 now asster lavister fat boy just see who loses the most at hemsby i have never lost 2 a bloke who was asleep and it wernt dtd |
| Date | 15-01-07 |
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| Message | DFM I agree about the Darts final The last time I saw that many Spangles was when the Future Played the Leg End. Thinking about it Leg End looks like an older version of Nixon and Adams Looks like one of the future's birds, so i suppose there is a connection.  |
| Date | 15-01-07 |
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| Message | LATEST NEWS Future has been banned from playing darts in the top bar since the re decoration. with all of his stray darts it has cost Dennis a fortune already in polyfilla. Legend's Dart shop has closed down ,you cannot run a shop selling just one set of darts you got for nothing from darts world,maybe his mum could nominate him again to get more stock.  Dougie is apparently in Scotland,at least he wont miss Daryll because he will be surrounded by tight Bas***tards  Steve Kamil has not been seen since Christmas apparently he is still chatting to the Ghosts of past ,present and Future  now the future has eaten all of the sausages sent over, a container ship has just left Harwich filled up with Turkey Twizzlers (Since kids cant eat them we got them cheap) to hopefully see his holiday out.the rate he's eating Antigua will be the new ethiopia when he leaves. I will leave you now to find higher ground he is just about to go swimming. TSUNAMI ON ITS WAY  |
| Date | 15-01-07 |
| Message | wat a final last nite hope for the future yet hes got another 20 yrs left in him wat a coment by tony green if anyone seen better final send him dvd he obviuosly didnt watch pdc final any 1 visited new shop yet i was lucky no legend flighs left dtd had them all |
| Date | 15-01-07 |
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| Message | LEG END Now a 50 year old has won the world title your confidence must be brimming that a 60 year old like you could do it next year. stick with the BDO old duffers society. STOP PRESS Scuffers spoof career in freefall lost all night up the Spread ,eyes swelled up,started choking (like a langley on spangles)then asked his good Lady could he go home.Taxi for LEG END. needless to say Lager Legend and Mr Stringer stayed for another two hours.  Asked for a set of LEG END darts flights in the new darts shop and they are short and stumpy and covered in diced carrots. at least they are realistic unlike DFM flights apart from having a picture of Daryll on them when you throw they vere away 20 foot from where ever the bar is.  best bet leave them on the mantlepiece to keep the kids away from the fire. Tried the DTD ones the only problem is you cannot get near the board for all the woman they attract.  Havnt seen DTD lately I miss my old drinking partner |
| Date | 14-01-07 |
| Message | hi you dart fans ive just opened my shop i have all dart players needs and more from darts to oches to shirts i also dvds of how to improve your darts by dave the dart / this dvd will teach you everything dave knows about darts it lasts for about 35 seconds i also have a limited supply haydon 23 grams with sighed flights come early to avoid disapointment  |
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