Daryll in the Leg End stable thats the right place for you, a couple of old donkeys. I bet the future will have great fun mucking them out
I hear Daryll is having a party to celebrate the opening of the East wing of Claydon Towers by his kind benefactor Mr D Gerrard. All Dart players are welcome but it is bring a bottle,food,gas,electricity,DJ,water and something to sit on. (he needs to get the money for the east wing somehow)
The Future will be over the moon when he gets back from his holiday to find there is somebody in the UK hated more than him Jade Goody Consiricy Theory Have you ever seen Jade Goody and Future at the same time.? where has he been for the last few weeks ? Jade Goody is shit at darts so is the future
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legend
Date
19-01-07
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notice to all now claydon in the right stable his darts will soon be back 2 top flight / the legend stable is not open to everyone please dont ask to join as a decline might cause offence if you up to it you will be approached sorry dtd /future/LL/klasson/sams/kamil
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Lookout DTD's about
Date
19-01-07
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Congratulations to Darrell for highest team average on Wed eve, and for surviving Tues nite without Dougie. Also to Scuff for a fine display in Kev's absence on Tues. More like the old Leg end. We want more we want more. Sorry lads I'm not available this weekend.......DTD.
Name
darts pro
Date
18-01-07
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keep looking dtd u have no chance at cjs
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DTD
Date
18-01-07
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Yukky da and all that ! Mr Lager Legend, I nearly forgot to tell you I won my latest Superleague game 3-0 last night against Harwich. Unfortunately the Bas boys still managed to loose 7-5 and remain the strongest team in league holding the rest up. Silver Fox: watch out your boys are next and we are smarting. CJ's - the Bas Boys are coming and we looking for our first win !!
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F.A.O. The Future
Date
18-01-07
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Kev, I'd prefer a hammock and a "kiss me quick, queeze me slow" hat so I can wear it in DT's company. Oh and suggest you treat yourself to a stripey tee shirt. Thereall the go ere now. Even "The Gent" has taken to wearing one. In case you did not get his text we won 7-2 on Tues. The heavier Postman and TG lost. I think they were missing you and could not concentrate as normal. I found a new sponsor for The Leg End, it's Mr Venji from our local chemist he said Roy could have all his prescriptions free for all his aillments.
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Announcement
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18-01-07
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Differentgravy.com would like to distance its self from the acts of racism occurring in the Big Brother House.
In fact we encourage the membership of
Short ugly people Tall bald people with no personalities Foreign looking people with big noses Train drivers Werewolf’s Taffy’s
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X TEAM SUPERSTAR
Date
18-01-07
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QUESTION WHY IS THE A TEAM LIKE THE WIZARD OF OZ ?
BECAUSE THEY HAVE GOT ALL THE STARS OF THE FILM
DAVE O AS DOROTHY (TRYING TO FIND HIS WAY HOME)
DARYLL AS SCARECROW (LOOKING FOR A BRAIN)
ROY AS TIN MAN (HASNT GOT A HEART)
KEV AS LION (HASNT GOT COURAGE)
PETE AS TOTO THE DOG (THEY HAVE THE SAME HAIRSTYLE)
STEVE K AS WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST (SAME NOSE)
DOUGIE AS THE WIZARD (LOOK THE SAME)
FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK OCHE LADS !!!!!!!!!!!!
Name
Lager Legend
Date
18-01-07
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Future Presents for the A Team.
Daryll - Roman Abranovich because he has bled Dougie dry.
Scuffer - Mortons how to win at spoof and not be sick DVD (Availiable at HMV,VIRGIN WH SMITHS)
DTD - Camp bed so he can have a kip while you are still trying to get a double.
Dougie - Black hair dye so he will look like Dirk Benidict instead of Father Ted.
Pete T - a razor,nobody has ever won anything with a team member who looks like a tree hugger.
Steve K - Just give him the money,so he can invest it (Not at the bar)
Mike - A knighthood for services to gentlemanly conduct and the welsh language.(what did he say)
Robbie - A new mate,he cant keep buying steve k drinks.
Sparky - a ticket to Hemsby to meet some real dart players.
Hope this helps/Ill just have a few bottles of BACARDI
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The Future
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17-01-07
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Hi Lads, Hope you got on ok yesterday I’d like to think you could win without me,But I’m not sure! Anyway I’ll be back the weekend. I’ve no doubt I’ll be straight back in the team for next week.
Larger Legend could you please help me out I’m having trouble choosing gifts For my fellow team member have you any suggestions.