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| Date | 26-11-07 |
| Message | gmtv news today dave the pave has been seen with another man sunday is it all over for the up hill garder jim jam elvis they seemed to happy to split . in a interview with elvis he said s.ex ith women is fine but nothing like the real thing that y push uphill  |
| Date | 26-11-07 |
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| Message | 11. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least, you need a beer. Frank Zappa. 12. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking. Benjamin Franklin. 13. I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety. William Shakespeare (Henry V). 14. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra. 15. Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer  |
| Date | 26-11-07 |
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| Message | 1. He was a wise man who invented beer. Plato. 2. They who drink beer will think beer. Washington Irvine. 3. A mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer. Ancient Egyptian Wisdom - 2200 BC. 4. A woman is a lot like beer, they smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother to get one. Homer Simpson. 5. Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemmingway. 6. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. Humphrey Bogart. 7. Always remember, I've taken more out of beer, than beer has taken our of me. Winston Churchill. 8. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools, Ernest Hemmingway. 9. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin. 10. Give me a woman who loves beer and I'll conquer the world. Kaiser Wilhem. |
| Date | 26-11-07 |
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| Message | Dear Jim, Please could you fix it for me to look like Roy. Its just, he's so good looking and such the ladies man. You should see him in the pub, everybody laughing at his jokes. He's the right centre of attention. Anyway Jim, if you could do this for me, it just might be that final push I need to give me the strength to jump off Dartford Bridge and end it all. Cheers Jim, DFTN aged 35 |
| Date | 24-11-07 |
| Message | god u need the gent  second div next year bet you cant wait plus 7 more players  |
| Date | 23-11-07 |
| Message | i hear dtd aka dpp got lost twice on his way to vauxhall before he got to battlesbridge is this a record the only person to get lost more than that is dfm on the way to the bar  |
| Date | 22-11-07 |
| Message | atleast i threw my shit at the board |
| Date | 21-11-07 |
| Message | sorry about the mess ( shit) we left on the oche last nite it was caused by the future shitting himself when the presure got 2 his sagging pants could he be related to dpp  |
| Date | 21-11-07 |
| Message | Great win last nite @ porters and a poor display from the so called A team ! The future not so bright the futures multicoloured hoodies as seen on Elvis last nite End of season clash the A Team wont know wats hit them |
| Date | 21-11-07 |
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| Message | After team defeat last night 'Clinical Claydon' who won his game, complained of a sore throwing arm. Other team members appeared perplexed, how could a 2-0 win take so much out of the 'A team' star? Later another team member pointed out that it must have been all the chalking that Mr Claydon had to endure. P.S. Its your chalks Darrell...Darrell..? Where's he gone Future?  |
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