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| Date | 06-12-07 |
| Message | elvis the great sd was up the moon wed so i said about looking rough in basildon as you would want me to do and would love to meet you   |
| Date | 06-12-07 |
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| Message | "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~ Dave Howell WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite s*ex without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
| Date | 06-12-07 |
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| Message | The Value of a Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep |
| Date | 05-12-07 |
| Message | played so bad tues nite came off the board someone said you played good for u kev  |
| Date | 04-12-07 |
| Message | caption comp at least lager legend cannot be accused of cruelty to animals: HE COULDNT HIT A COWS A R S E WITH A BANJO  |
| Date | 04-12-07 |
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| Message | CAPTION COMP THE PLAYERS IN THE A TEAM WERE NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE FUTURES LATEST SE*XUAL CONQUEST.!! DUE TO POOR FINISHING THE A TEAM BRING ALONG THERE PORTABLE BULL. ANOTHER "GUESS WHERE I WAS LAST NIGHT MOMENT" FROM THE LEG END. |
| Date | 03-12-07 |
| Message | up the bull/ morton with a fur coat on/golstone bird/spare player 4 the A team |
| Date | 03-12-07 |
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| Message | CAPTION COMPETITION DUE TO LACK OF SPACE SHARON AND ROY SET UP PRACTICE ROOM IN THEIR VAUXHALL CARAVAN BEDROOM. |
| Date | 03-12-07 |
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| Message | CAPTION COMPETITION LEGEND AND MAISHY GET DOWN TO SOME SERIOUS DARTS PRACTICE IN BLACKPOOL HOTEL ROOM. MORTON WAS PLEASED WITH HIS NEW DESIGNER DARTS CASE,ESPECIALLY THE SLOT TO PUT HIS SPARE FLIGHTS IN. |
| Date | 03-12-07 |
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| Message | CAPTION COMPETITION AFTER HOURS OF BRAGGING BY THE LEG END,SOMEBODY STOPS HIM TALKING WITH A SINGLE DART. LUCKILY FOR THE CHALKER ANOTHER STRAY DART FROM THE FUTURE GOES IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION AND HITS SOME BIRD IN THE MOON BOGS PULLING UP HER KNICKERS. KEEP OUT THE BROWN AND IN THE RED NOTHING IN THIS GAME FOR TWO IN A BED. |
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