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| Date | 30-06-08 |
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| Message | LAGER LEGEND OUT FRIDAY DRINKING LAGER BY GALLON IN ROEBUCK AND CROWN. WENT ON BACARDI IN DEAD BEAGLE. NICE TO KNOW THAT SOME SOFT DRINKERS ARE WATCHING ME !!! CALL YOURSELVES BLOKES MORE LIKE FRUIT BASED DRINK FOR THE LADIES.!!!!!  |
| Date | 29-06-08 |
| Message | so the lager was out friday but did anyone see him touch lager no, can anyone explain ? no dought he will come out with so feeble excuse / maybe he might turn up 4 little vic drink with me and the rest of his x team buddys /prob a no show because he washing his hair  |
| Date | 28-06-08 |
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| Message | travel blog part 2: a couple o days in + the scruffs ailment list reads as: diptheria, shits, blood clots, blood clots on his blood clots, headache, arseache, faceache, legache, ulcers, cancer, sunburn(but he dont burn), alziemers, kidney failure, water retention cos he was so fat, idleitis, chaffed flappy skin from his testees (god only knows) in fact the only thing he aint had is lockjaw..mores the pity, ive only got one problem and thats that i cant stop me ears from listnin!>?!?  went on a visit to lindos 2day as the scruff dont like it round the pool, very historic place with the acropolis of athena to visit, but low and behold the inconsiderate greeks had put it on a hillside with 27 steps to climb...mr/miss x happily went up to have a pike, but it was too much for family scruff, so they had an orange juice and got a cab back, so they could do wot i here......you guessed it, sit round the effing pool!!!! yee gods the mans a walking contradiction...the only time hes happy is when talkin about the moon (and i dont mean stargazing) 52 mentions at present. so hes weaning himself off..mr/miss x had fotos taken on first night by photographer and they were on the board, on seeing the family scruff turn up they misstook mrs scruff for miss x and told scruff he had lost 20kg, he thought this was an insult to mr x until i pointed out it was only 3 and a half stone....and he claims to be a mathamatical genius!!! mind u with all his pastry eating he werent far off 16 stone! |
| Date | 27-06-08 |
| Message | litle vic b day tues up moon 4 suprise drink ------- |
| Date | 27-06-08 |
| Message | back home with nothing to report |
| Date | 27-06-08 |
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| Message | GOOD TO HEAR SCUFFER IS AT HIS TWATTING BEST MAYBE HE SHOULD PLAY DOUBLES WITH DPP AS THE "INCONTIENENCE KIDS".WELLIES FOR THE CHALLENGERS. GOOD TO HEAR THE ROVING REPORTER IS WITH HIM BRINGING BACK STORIES OF SCUFFER TWONKING AROUND THE MED. I'M OUT FOR A GOOD NIGHTS DRINKING THIS EVENING AS SCUFFERS ON HOLIDAY. |
| Date | 26-06-08 |
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| Message | thought i would enlighten the best darts team in essex on recent escapades to the continent........A-team superstar scruff was on top form as usual, what im going to tell you is true and artistic license will not be used.....so here goes........the holiday for the scruff family got off to a flier when the best priced car company certainly did not deliver!! had mr and mrs scruff waiting 20mins for them to pick up their car...but they were just round the corner!! You gets wot you pay for as they say..then onto the plane, he had to have a snifter due to a slight panic as someone told him his hair dye would run under airplane conditions, the fear in his eyes was a joy to behold. after a light lunch all the old stinkers got up for a piss due to their weak bladders and who was at the end of the queue....you guessed it mr scruff! christmas pressie this year will be some incontinence pants. check in at the hotel went to plan and it was straight out for a spot of sunning oneselves, a gentile word of warning from mr X to apply suncream went unheaded, needless to say by mid afternoon his belly looked angrier than a fat bird who just had her cake robbed(i wont stoop low ere), so into the pool he went where he lost his first layer of skin...pure class....hey but he dont burn!!!! must dash as things to do i will post more later.....hi to all blackpool/vauxhall posse and see yous soon..  |
| Date | 26-06-08 |
| Message | can anyone see the beast running anywhere im here all week |
| Date | 25-06-08 |
| Message | have dtd and the barcadi beast run off to some darts weekend to have a love child / has anyone seen these super stars? |
| Date | 24-06-08 |
| Message | Anyone watch justin lee colins 180 programme last nite ? C u up the moon 2nite if any one wants a kickin ! |
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