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| Date | 02-07-08 |
| Message | i notice u didnt disagree about your drinking mates i just do my best at drinking sorry ! I will keep trying |
| Date | 01-07-08 |
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| Message | REFERENCE LEG END COMMENTS ON GOING OUT WITH NON DRINKERS PLEASE SEE COMMENTS FROM MR X REGARDING BOOT I REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULDNT HANDLE THE DRINK YOU POURED IT IN THE SINK NOW YOU BRING A WOMAN TO DRINK IT, SCUFFER CAREFULL WITH THEM STONES IN YOUR GLASS HOUSE GOOD TO SEE YOU HAD YOUR NUTS FELT BY A BIG TURK  NO WONDER YOU ARE ALWAYS IN THE KABAB HUTIT SHOULD BE RE NAMED SCUFFS BROTHEL!!!!!! |
| Date | 01-07-08 |
| Message | The future’s bright, the captain’s Pete  |
| Date | 01-07-08 |
| Message | i think the moral of the story the future gets a stiffy when he sees men dicks / please step out of the closet mr gay x capt future /the future bright the futures bum boy  |
| Date | 01-07-08 |
| Message | A plane crashes on a desert island and only Vic ,Tubby and The Future survive. As they come to their senses they see another man approaching them, He Says "There is only one port on this island where you can get a ship to safety" he says, "However, I am a cannibal and I’m hungry so I’m going to make you a deal"... "I'm going to get my dick out and if all three of your dicks put together are of equal size or bigger then I’ll guide you to the port, if they are smaller I will kill you all and eat you". They all agree thinking there's no possible way they can lose. As the cannibal gets his dick out, they see it's 20 inches long! Vic gets his out and it's 11 inches long, feeling confident now, Tubby gets his 8 inches out. Finally the future gets his dick out and although its only 1 inch long the trio still win the bet. The cannibal keeps his word and leads them to safety. Sometime later on the boat home the Vic begins to brag... "You two are lucky my dick is 11 inches long you know", they agree and congratulate him on having such a long dick. Tubby says, "You two are very lucky my dick is 8 inches long or we would of been eaten by that cannibal back there",. The Future Says” You two are damn lucky I had a hard on!” |
| Date | 30-06-08 |
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| Message | part 3: had a walk to the harbour 2day with the family scruff, on our return we popped into the old town, gasping for a drink scruff asked for a large beer..enter left stage a glass boot with 4 pints in it....fantastic!! only problem was that mrs scruff had to drink most of it coz mr scruff could not handle it, i wasnt fussed as he was paying and the bill turned out to be bigger than the boot!!hee hee sometimes you get little insights into scruffs world...bloody amazing, in his own mind he had done every bird on the island..the reality is as follows: went on a jaunt to turkey today and in a private moment scruff confessed to not having had any conjugals, as he was telling mr x this the biggest tranny ive ever seen walked past and gave him the glad eye (its the first time on hols he smiled)following this shocking incident i went for a proper turkish shave, while ahmed did his stuff i glanced in the mirror to see ahbar the hairy turk touching scruffs knee the hand raised slowly till he tickled his knackers (the first time anyone else copped a feel) they both left shortly afterwards...... scrabble again was a joy..thrift (when you nick summat), clouves (things you wear), whit (being funny) and the all time classic....you wear em on yer feet...you know 3 letters....SOX....so help me its true   I know its sad but i cant wait for ibiza!!!!  |
| Date | 30-06-08 |
| Message | not dfm because he still would cost money even on a desert island ,i would want 2 be with the future im shore he would bring some his birds along to share with me he is such a great bloke |
| Date | 30-06-08 |
| Message | i would like to be with legend but shaz wouldnt let him go |
| Date | 30-06-08 |
| Message | anyone looks good in front of your shandy drinking football mates who leave more beer on the bar than the legend / just like footballers at a certain age they go down a division or retire next it will be the legion then drinking with dpp then your grave ( that will be some hole ) |
| Date | 30-06-08 |
| Message | Daz coz if you did come across any natives, coming from Birmingham he’d know the lingo |
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