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| Date | 23-07-08 |
| Message | so y is the lager legend asking 4 gay darters 4 one but more scarey than that is how did he realy hurt his wrist i wonder ? as the song goes hes a wan,ker dito dito dito  |
| Date | 23-07-08 |
| Message | cant get out much more there are only 7 days in a week and i do have all these breaks and holidays with mr x and his partner 2 save 4  |
| Date | 23-07-08 |
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| Message | I AM LOOKING FOR PLAYERS TO PLAY IN THE LEAGUES FIRST ALL GAY DARTS TEAM ,GAMES WILL BE ON A TUESDAY NIGHT PLAYING AT THE HALF MOON (DONT TELL DEN)WE WILL BE PLAYING IN THE SOUTHEND MENS LEAGUE SO PLENTY OF CRUMPET TO PULL. THE TEAM WILL BE CALLED "THE BROWN BULLSEYERS" WE WILL USE A SPECIALLY ADAPTED DARTBOARD DEVISED BY ME TO MAXIMISE BOUNCE OUTS SO THEIR WILL BE PLENTY OF BENDING OVER ON THE OCHE. NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED AND ANY STANDARD ACCEPTED,WITH ALL THE KY JELLY ON YOUR HANDS YOU CANT THROW A GOOD DART ANYWAY. ALL YOU NEED IS A PINK FURRY DARTS CASE AND A ZIP IN THE BACK OF YOUR DUNGGEREES. PLEASE APPLY TO BIG BOY ROY FOR A PERSONAL TRIAL WHICH MAY INCLUDE SLIDING UNDER MY LEOPARD SKIN DUVET OR CAGE DANCING. |
| Date | 22-07-08 |
| Message | day 2 didnt get off 2 the best of starts, mrs scruff wasnt feeling 2 well after her previous nights over indulgence and all she drank all day was coke......shes pants, vodka queen my ar*e. scruff was a little sheepish after all of his revelations the night before, but as he could not remember saying it , it never happened. luckily mr x dont just look like an elephant! mr scruff had another lovely blue pastal sweater on, but it was a different one. found a nice pub just off the seafront where the men were very friendly and the beer was cheap, when mr scruff revealed that he would love to cage dance in the establishment, mr x was stunned into silence and shook his head. miss x pointed out the clientel to which the scruff just gave a knowing smile    |
| Date | 22-07-08 |
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| Message | LEG END SHIT DRINKING,SHIT DARTS,SLOBBERING,AND NOW ANAL SEX WHERE WILL YOU GO NEXT. AMY WINEHOUSE HAS NOTHING ON YOU I KNOW YOU AND KEV HAVE SPENT HOURS SITTING BY THE POND WITH FISHING RODS IN YOUR HAND WATCHING THE FLOWERS AND THE OTHER KNOMES BUT UPHILL GARDENING WHERES IT GOING TO END. LEGEND YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE CLOSET FOR SCUFFER,  CLOSET FOR SCUFFER |
| Date | 22-07-08 |
| Message | to the lager legend dont get your gag? by the way kissing maishy does not have the same chunder effect on the leg end...he was gazing longingly at us..............hes changed!! |
| Date | 22-07-08 |
| Message | CAGE DANCING............................... ........................................... ........................................... IN THE PUB OF THE PINK POUND............... ASK THE LEG END!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHAKE MY HEAD  |
| Date | 22-07-08 |
| Message | trip to blackpool was fun, family scruff were there with mr and miss x, day one was a day to behold pissed it down but the scruff did himself up like a kipper...part one involved him chucking maishy "i dont dream about him anymore" part 2 was the shocker " i was fantasising about steven and his partner at it" for those not in the loop stevens partner is a man!! part 3 involved a slobbering scruff spilling several drinks down his new pastal blue sweater, part 5 was scruff dancing to wham not that bad i hear you say...but he half rolled up his sleeves on his dodgey sweater and started blowing kisses to all and sundry part 6 he invited steven (the landlord) into his leopard skin duvet. for some fun....bet hes never done that to dennis. i dont know what happend in turkey but i think he has a new hobby!! this was only day one and he overloaded me so i apologise if i missed anything out mrs scruff was on good drinking form until the wee small hours, while mr scruff was a chatting to the porcelain   |
| Date | 22-07-08 |
| Message | sarah to jimmy / you dont kiss me like you used to jimmy to sarah / you dont kiss like mort or maishy thats why anyway you love ronnie b  |
| Date | 22-07-08 |
| Location |  |
| Message | SARAH TO JIMMY 5 "YOU NEVER TAKE ME ANYWHERE EXPENSIVE ANY MORE" JIMMY 5 TO SARAH "GET YOUR COAT BABE IM TAKING YOU TO THE PETROL STATION" |
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