| Date | 25-07-08 |
| Message | why we were at the pleasure beach to go on the rollercoaster we waited our turn /along came the ride we and me and mrs legend jump on , then i hear sorry roland not today son wot he says am i not tall enough no the man in charge said i dont think the trolley will get up that steep hill try cutting down the black pudding and come back next year , with that i hear mrs X says sod it i think i come with dfm next year if he dont take carley the spoof queen |
| Date | 24-07-08 |
| Message | i wasnt going to mention this but seein as i have been provoked i will tell you, while watchin the bobby bourne the legend nudged me and said "wheres he from, where abouts in scotland" ......i looked at him a bit gone out... wot you mean...said i....."Look there at his shirt, wheres glaswegian"................... .................. ............................................. ............................................ ....................................... ![]() |
| Date | 24-07-08 |
| Message | i was thinking about wot peeple like to do, a bit of a survey. i will start it off. job: packing fudge sport: darts (i love hitting the bullseye) colour: pastal blue hobbies: darts, golf, musicals,needle craft holiday resort: ibiza town car; cadillac song: relax celeb: dale winton |
| Date | 24-07-08 |
| Message | was that the logend i saw coming out of the poodle parlour with his dog, was wearing a pastal blue ruffle and a pink bow round the neck, and i aint talkin bout the dog! |
| Date | 24-07-08 |
| Message | is it true even olive from on the buses wont touch the scruff....the last time he pulled was when he helped an old bloke out of his wheelchair, mind the old bugger paid him a complement "thank you young man"....im here all week ![]() |
| Date | 24-07-08 |
| Message | when in blackpools o/neils me and mr X were standing at the bar when a man asked mr X to breath in because he wanted to get to the loo . mr X looked at me with pain suprise and said i am ![]() |
| Date | 24-07-08 |
| Message | speak and spell conatct the log end 0898 f**kwit |
| Date | 24-07-08 |
| Message | rumour has it the leg end has enrolled in a needle craft and cookery course at the local college.......he is hoping to meet some new friends!!!! |
| Date | 23-07-08 |
| Message | it dont matter if you win or loose or cheat at spoof WE CARE FOR YOU ROLAND ![]() |
| Date | 23-07-08 |
| Message | wot about the man boobs ![]() |