| Message | Dear Fazlemoonbeam,
After recently reading your article on myself, I felt only obliged to send my deepest gratifications that you think so highly of me. As much as I appreciate your heroic depictions of me I thought it only fair to inform you that I am just a normal human being and shouldn't be so immortalized such as in your writings. However, I always like to make an effort for my fans, and would be honored to keep in acquaintance with you seeing as you seem to be such a dedicated fan and don't just admire me through my works on Top Gear but seem to respect my more defined works such as my wine adventure. I would be honored to hear back soon.
Yours truly,
James Daniel May |