| Message | nobody likes me, everybody hates me so i ges i'll go eat worms. big FAT juicy ones, itsy bitsy squishy ones, all covered over in GERMS! the first one was easy, the second one was queasy, the third one stuck in my throat... hasten jason, bring the basin (*blech*) too late! bring the mop!
sing it to urself, that's wat i did because obviously, no one likes me EXCEPT SHAINDY GOLDSMITH , cuz everyone else i tried calling didnt pick up.
i think it's a conspiracy against me... ppl haven't been answering my emails either....
it's ok, ill just see y'all on shabbos, and then u'll have to talk to me!!!! heehee. hehe. he.... uh, but wat abt the ppl u cant make it to the shabbaton???? will i ever speak to them again?? will they fall off the face of the earth?? will i fall off the planet? or will i just decompose into messy gooppy slime? eewww. that wud definitely earn a thumbs down. from me at any rate. those ppl who arent at the shabbaton, it is your moral and ethical obligation to pick up the phone/answer the email/text AND come to the next event so we can have proof that pinpin didnt get to u, that global warming hasnt melted you, or that u havent exploded from messed up stomache syndrome due to a lack of amrom chicken. it's been known to happen.... i'm down to ...it's impossible to write the number ur up to cuz it changes as u type the number! but i'm under 100.........under 50.......40.....30.......20...itsgonnarunout. |