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NameSharman
Date2007-02-11
MessageI forgot to thank Pat for my new nick name "Hammer". I thought we agreed to keep that one between the two of us sweetheart. You only are supposed to call me that behind closed doors. smilie
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NameSharman
Date2007-02-11
Messagesmilie Harold, That is not very nice to say. I merely was rebuttling a point and backing the facts up with statistics. Again the stats dont lie. I also forgot to mention that I was the alltime leader in slugging percentage and all time leader in wins. But forget that, it is not important. Let's look at your stats for a second, Who has the most walks? You got it The most dangerous hitter alive Harold, Who has the lowest all time average of the four regulars? Who has the lowest all time slugging percentage? Who has the least amount of runs, hits, home runs, rbi and total bases???? You guesses it the toughest out in park league... Harold. Now turn to page 2 in your park league statistics manuel and look at most losses of all time. Again Harold eats up that category. but there is a bright side, I must not be un fair here, he does have the most innings pitched and largest ERA of all time. But Ra Ra Mr. Doughty , Ra Ra. This years most sportsman like player in Park League is awarded to...Harold. I forgot one other category you are leading... most hits by flying bats. Don't forget to ad that to your trophy wall. Check the stats ya Jackass! smilie
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NameHarold
Date2007-02-11
MessageOk seriously there is another category to keep in mind. Catching is the most underated thing in park league. Reluctantly I do have to give Noel credit here and say he is the best catcher in park league. On a scale of 0 to 10 with 10 being Ivan Rodriguez and 0 being Don Springer, I'd give Noel a solid 7. In park league a pitcher is only as good as his reciever and Noel recieves better than anyone or at least that's what Pat keeps telling me.
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NameHarold
Date2007-02-11
MessageYes why don't we all just cut to the chase and anoint Noel as the most dominant park league player of all time. I was disappointed to see that nobody evaluated the 3rd park league factor... Teamwork and sportsmanship... In this category Noel dominates and rises above the rest of competition. Noels ability to consistently try to fire the team up and get a rally started by trying to smash monster homeruns all the time really prove what a disciplined and patient hitter he is. More importantly is Noels ability to be the whiniest dyck who has ever picked up a tennis ball. His constant complaints about not giving him the extra foot he deserves on the outside corner help get his team a bigger strike zone from the ump, just to keep him off suicide watch. If I picked first, I'd pick Noel.
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NameSharman
Date2007-02-11
MessageLets rank by overall instead of just looking at pitching. These rankings you are coming up with are very pitcher skewed. rank pitching and batting seperate. I like being relegated to the bottom of the heap it just ensures that I will have a better partner. You can kid yourself all you want but the numbers don't lie. Career homerun leader and rbi leader(tied with pat though he has 28 games in hand on me), most strikeouts in one season,Career wins leader, most wins in one season, perfect 9-0 record. So the fact I am getting the shaft is quite funny. Yes in the last year my pitching has fallen apart as my lack of control is not there but I still will be the guy you want to fgace when the game is on the line.
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NameDan
Date2007-02-10
MessageFacing a lineup of HNP I find Harold to be the toughest out.. He'll rarely bite on a pitch out of the zone.. I have a plan against Pat or Noel, but really haven't figured H-Bomb out.. I forgot about that Game 7 gem Pat.. And Noel's gutsy Game 6.. That's the weekend for the auction, Pat.. Good to know you've got it off.. We'll have to hear others' availability.. Friday/Saturday or Sunday night? I can probably free up any of the three.. As far as a location, we'll need some suggestions. I have a back up plan near my place if necessary..
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NamePat
Date2007-02-10
MessageYou wanna talk shit Noel, here goes hammer....you know exactly when i pitched more than 2 innings, that would be the last game we played when i threw 3 solid innings striking out your ass on more than one occasion....oh and lets not forget when i threw seven 2 hit innings against the west allowing no runs enabling us to win the game......but in all seriousness...i rank people this way...Dan, Harold, Pat, Noel...and i only put you last cuz you yourself admit that as a pitcher you are done....your bat makes up for some as you are still the best hitter out there.....and i also laugh at the notion that Harold is the toughest out...Harold is the toughest out as long as you dont throw straight over the heart of the plate, he can no hit straight ball bery much smilie .....all kidding aside, when's draft day...have we set a date yet?? I have the 29th of March to April 1st off...will that work??
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NameJeff
Date2007-02-10
MessageNoel, did you get my email?
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NameSharman
Date2007-02-10
MessageAs I read a second time i could hardly contain my laghter when I read "toughest out" and Harold in the same sentence. Sorry just thought I would share.
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NameSharman
Date2007-02-10
MessageFirst off I think you are correct with the appraisal of my pitching in regular season but if I am not mistaken, Pat has world series stats and I was a winner in game 6 to get us to the final deciding game. When it is crunch time in WS play will see who shows up Take your chances.
Harold He is by far the most talented park league pitcher according to innings pitched and the recent no hitter he threw against the east which was essentioal in winning the big game.
Harolds lack of power concerns me for such a big fella but he does have the ability to spray some base hits to the opposite field. Not what I would call a prepared hitter, just ask Pat's fastball.

Dan has some of the nastiest pitches I have ever seen in park league aside from the defunked "X factor". another guy who will eat up innings and give you a solid game. Lets not forget it was a tie game in game 7 with Danny only giving up a few hits. Dan's plate prowess is not bad either a far cry from year one with the inflated park league ruled numbers but still a threat to string together some smashed singles. The inconsistancy of hitting and giving up on the mound scare this cowboy a little.
Pat is a feared pitcher...for about 2 innings. He has the fastest stuff in the league but I have a hard time remebering when he pitched a complete game or 5 innings. He can also be a feared hitter in the game, second all time in dingers is no mistake. The thing that scares me
is the jeckel and Hyde factor smashy or whiny?
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