| Date | 2006-04-03 |
| Message | My mom's name is Merilou. |
| Date | 2006-03-29 |
| Location | |
| Message | Z, your mom's name is Pete Weber Jr. |
| Date | 2006-03-28 |
| Message | who is Pete Weber Jr.? |
| Date | 2006-03-23 |
| Location | |
| Message | Good to see that all things with the world are right and the Cocktails are finally in much-deserved first place. GET SOME OF WHAT PDW's COOKING-RIGHT THERE BABY, YEAH!!! |
| Date | 2006-03-02 |
| Location | |
| Message | My fagina hurts. |
| Date | 2006-02-23 |
| Location | |
| Message | Faginas, I hope you are resting up this week. The 'tizzles are going to bring the pain next week... |
| Date | 2006-02-22 |
| Location | |
| Message | Holy Wars...The Punishment Due! Metal Mullets are going to start making a run. ![]() |
| Date | 2006-02-21 |
| Location | |
| Message | No we are not in 6th, we're in 9th ![]() |
| Date | 2006-02-17 |
| Location | |
| Message | E - you are a COCK. |
| Date | 2006-02-17 |
| Location | |
| Message | Being a COCKtail is tough. Armenia! |