| Message | Dear Sirs,
I have thoroughly enjoyed the zombie related shanannigans and japes with which you have filled your internet site. As you seem to be the foremost in the field of zombie research (which I now call zomreseachie) could you answer these questions. 1. Is a zombie from Zimbabwe called a Zimbie? 2. If a Womble comes back from the dead is it called a Wombie? 3. If a zombie were to eat up to and including 4oz of C4 could it be knowns as a bombie? 4. Is Zombie a good name for my son? 5. Is Rob Zombie dead? He directs films and everything so I am finding the situation confusing as I find it hard to believe someone could have a promising career in the media if they were horizontal against their will. 6. Killer sandwiches? 7. There is no seven 8. Whooooaaaa Jedi 9. There are too many words on your site. Please eliminate all vowels.
Thank you for answering my questions. Although I am fully aware that most of them aren't questions.
Lovingly Yours, Fake Jay Esq.
P.S. Are you interested in purchasing some M80's. Snoogans. |