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| Date | 03-06-09 |
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| Message | A Mexican, an Arab, and an English man are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The English man, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,he says, 'In England we have so many fu*cking illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' God Bless England ,THATS WHAT YOU COULD HAVE WON!! |
| Date | 02-06-09 |
| Message | Don’t you find it strange Susan Boyle gone in to rehab , The future says he’s on holiday  |
| Date | 02-06-09 |
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| Message | Kev here in the Dom Rep. Lost in the first round of Dom Rep Open guess what could'nt hit a double. Drank a few though. Thought i was back down the Moon. Heard you had a good win without me last Thursday well done. There is nothing Flatley about the Beast ha. See u all soon.   |
| Date | 01-06-09 |
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| Message | BOLLOCKS YOU HAVE SUSSED ME OUT YES IT IS ME AND THE LITTLE DUMPY ONE IS STAVROS LANGLEY WHO WAS DISCOVERED BY CHANCE IN THE KEBAB HUT. IT IS ALSO TRUE THAT SUSAN BOYLE IS DTD IN DRAG,YOU CAN TELL BY THE RESEMBLANCE TO THE ELEPHANT MAN AND THE HAIRY LEGS.  TWO GRAND IS ALSO ROY AND SHARON - ONE YOUNG GIRL AND ONE VERY OLD MAN.!!! |
| Date | 28-05-09 |
| Message | is the bacardi beast a stunt double for stavros flatley  |
| Date | 28-05-09 |
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| Message | MR OOOOOOOO MEARA I CAN FEEL THE PAIN AND HURT IN YOUR POETRY ,ARE YOU A BIT UPSET TODAY.NEXT TIME TRY PLAYING WITH A MIDFIELD ,BLOODY HELL ONE LITTLE BUGGER CHASING SHADOWS LOOKED LIKE THE LEG END. LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE IF CHELSEA HAD NOT BEEN CHEATED BY A HOOKY REFEREE AND REACHED THE FINAL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A MASSACRE AND THEN YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN EVEN MORE UPSET. |
| Date | 28-05-09 |
| Message | There was once this big bloke called Bacardi Beast, who was always partial to a mighty feast, he would wash it down with Barcardi and coke. then try to tell a joke. And he is *rap at darts anyway !  |
| Date | 28-05-09 |
| Message | There was once this big bloke called Bacardi Beast, who was always partial to a mighty feast, he would wash it down with Barcardi and coke. then try to tell a joke. And he is *rap at darts anyway ! |
| Date | 26-05-09 |
| Location |  |
| Message | DTD went up the hill to try and find the crapper DTD fell down covered in brown with his pants all full of manure. there was an old man called LEGEND who's hair was falling out by the second his hair went all grey he quickly turned gay and talked out of his arse until sunset. |
| Date | 25-05-09 |
| Message | jack and jill went up the hill to have a look at jills fanny then jill said jack WE are tired so WE dont want to come out |
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