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NameLager Legend
Date09-01-07
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MessageTo DFM
Just on my way up North to play in the Accrington Open but obviously you need some advise sharing your room with the X future.
take ear plugs for his snoring ,keep your clothes away from him to avoid any mix up the last thing you want is putting on a leopard skin Thong,tank top and a pair of jesus sandles by mistake,also when he slaps on the Brut it goes all over your clothes and you end up smelling like a 7 day old kebab.keep you darts in your pocket as he will nick them because he is trying to find a set that work.And finally lock him out at night as he has a habit of bringing back Lady Boys thinking they are nice looking females.
Apart from that have a great time.

Question?
What has michael van Geeren got in common with the future ?
They both score a goldfish (3) in competitions.
(OH and nobody likes them) smilie


Namedarts pro
Date08-01-07
Messageany one seen so called bdo world darts may as well call it county championship think tho some county play going to win 70.000 for playing darts like dtd roll on blackpool smilie


Namedarts pro
Date08-01-07
Messageobserver think u done lot of chalking as well may be u should have stayed at home cooked dinner inbetween sleeps smilie


Namedfm
Date08-01-07
Messagelarger legend help legend put me in same room as the x future in blackpool what should i do smilie


NameThe Observer
Date07-01-07
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MessageLeg end, of course you and LL dranl more than anyone else at Tavern, that's because your new mates who were helping you prop up the bar paid for them ! smilie

HOT NEWS:
Roy, broke a world record at lunchtime today. He chalked more games than anyone before in a 2 hour session.
he would of been better off helping the workers decorate the top bar, or helping his lovely wife with the roast. smilie smilie


Namepdc star
Date07-01-07
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Messagebdo mick who?ferry 4 the dutch c u next year u muppets do they 4get weve got the scuffer stable back on the circuit smilie BEWARE smilie


Namelegend
Date06-01-07
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Messagejust watching bdo darts me and the lager legend drank more at purfleet in one nite than the total amount of beer on all the tables at the lakeside today looks like a room full of kamils drinking up and arnt the women stunners looks like they all come from gorlstone smilie


Namejack son of the future
Date05-01-07
Messageleave my daddy alone i know he far from the best dart player in the team infact he prob woud not get a game if he wernt captain you lot shoud fill sorry for me when i tell the kids in the playground who my dad is they take the piss 2/ ps can someone get my dad a girlfriend cause he not got no chance by himself any pig will do they all look tht same 2 dad


NameDT
Date05-01-07
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MessageThat Ken Russell snores worse than DTD. smilie


NameLager Legend
Date05-01-07
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MessageBREAKING NEWS smilie

The Leg End and Future are going into the Celebrity Big Brother House.

As if there ar'nt enough non celebrity freaks in there already. smilie smilie

Futures best chance of a shag is Ken Russell because he is old and blind just how the future likes his women smilie


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