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Nameunlucky
Date09-04-07
Messagei hear dtd scored 17 point in wakering open and didnt get though/ legend needed 2 points out of 3 but mr san miguel got the best of him/pete done his best he would have won if it was a drinking comp/ doug is bdo rest my case/unerstand future wernt aloud/mrs legend has had better days she did beat 1 bloke/mike won 2 games 3 0 still not in the running good day had by all need more day like that smilie


Nameconfucius 2
Date09-04-07
Messageman with hole in pocket needs 2 work harder and buy some new trousers and leave his cock alone smilie


NameConfucius
Date08-04-07
Messagesmilie Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.


NameSparky
Date06-04-07
MessageWell done to the Barnhall team who won the Wickford and district 2nd division
last night night with a good 7-2 win smilie


NameEaster joke from DTD.
Date05-04-07
MessageA very loud mouth, unattractive, hard faced woman walks into ASDA with her two kids in tow, screaming obcenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to ASDA, nice children you got there. Are they twins ?".
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "of course they bloody aren't !. The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?.....Do you really think they look alike, you *ickhead?".

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter. "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice !!".

I'm here all week....... smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie


Namewatcher walking home
Date05-04-07
Messagewhen will people learn not to drink drive as the song goes oops i did again u know who u r boo hiss not to bright wen will u learn when its 2 late smilie smilie smilie


NameA team reporter.
Date05-04-07
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MessageLatest News: smilie

Dave the Dart bounced back to form last night with an impressive 3-0 win(25.05 av)in the Superleague at Dunmow and helped the Basildon side to a 8-4 win. And he hit a 14 dart leg.

Well done and more of that please DTD. smilie


Nameha ha
Date04-04-07
Messagewhat do u call a man who drinks with kiamal ? thirsty


NameJIM BOWEN
Date03-04-07
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MessageWHAT DO YOU CALL THE FUTURE AND 1000 NUNS IN A SHOP.?

A VIRGIN MEGASTORE.!!!!!

DTD AND HIS IRISH MATE WERE MAKING A LETTER BOMB,HIS MATE SAID DO YOU THINK I HAVE PUT ENOUGH EXPLOSIVES IN HERE ? DTD SAID OPEN IT AND SEE,BUT IT WILL EXPLODE SAID HIS MATE,
DONT BE A TWAT SAID DTD HOW WILL IT EXPOLODE,ITS NOT ADDRESSED TO YOU.!!!!!!! smilie


KEEP OUT THE BLACK AND IN THE RED smilie


Namelegend
Date02-04-07
Messagewhen u say that dfm got u a beer does this mean the lager legend is back. as dtd would say no way am i on the shorts with u at hemsby i must think of my health and belly and arse smilie


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