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| Date | 16-09-07 |
| Message | most of that was true unfortunately. but thankfully at the moment fat virus ( jimmy 5)has stoped with holiday prob . 1 german beer is fu ckink strong 2 dont fancy mother in law or brother in law 2 b. 3 everyone loves there grandad 4 did look good a dress. 5 didnt dream of maishey. 6 had a better result at karaoke than the xxl that 1 good thing and best of all i didnt have stiches falling out of n ob best to ask him he is not xxl down stairs |
| Date | 16-09-07 |
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| Message | big fat virus here again, onto part 3 dressed as a bird (video available at [email protected]) just e mail me and i will send you said video. all week they had been getting blokes up and all they did was get a bird to blow a balloon up in yer undies, so they sent the birds into the crowd, 2 good lookers and a rotund one, haydon whispers into me ear if a good lookin one comes i ll go up but not with the fatty, just as he finished sayin it said fatty taps him on the shoulder (bear in mind we were watchin the good lookers, she outflanked us) "come on no questions ur mine"  needless to say trapped in the headlights he went without a fuss and there miss ibiza was born, hes a far better looking bird and thats sayin summat.questions to ask scuff. why did you shave ur pits?? what is an hee wee (scrable classic) where are your bingo flaps where are your grass sods where do you get ur tight shirts from why cant you handle german beer do you fancy your mother in law? who is elsie wheres your phone and did you av a good time. as i said do your worst people , this is the big fat virus signing off    |
| Date | 16-09-07 |
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| Message | greetings all this is a big fat virus here to tell you of the scuffs latest excursion to the continent, do with this information as you will i am sure you will do your worst. 3 things i thought i would never see or hear, 1 a speechless haydon, 2 a drunk on 2 pints haydon, 3 haydon dressed as a bird. lets deal with no.1 a crowing scuff returns from the bar to tell us a bunch of 18 year olds want him (rather good looking young dollys they were) he gave them the time of their life while he chatted to them  as the dollys left the bar he got up to say goodbye and in unison they all bade him farewell with the immortal words "bye grandad" a distraught scuff slumped into his seat lost for words, priceless!!! later that evening at karaoke a 70yr old dragged him onto the dance floor, he aint lost it. onto no. 2 my personnal fave, went to a local german bar to sample the weissbeir a wheat beer brew of 5.3% after one the scuff was baying for more "its nice this i could drink it all night" said he, after 2 he was talking in tongues we still dont know what a "sussypuss" is or was meant to be  after 4 of the said brews he uttered another gem "i feel drunker than i do after 20hrs at hemsby" he then demanded mrs scuff take him home, which was only 100m and he needed a TAXI  superb! after this debacle when you mentioned avin a german beer he d say im only avin 2, if you mentioned a 3rd you could see the fear in his eyes. it was great!! to be cont....... |
| Date | 12-09-07 |
| Location |  |
| Message | DTD will be sure to be going but will rush back for large beer up after the game to celebrate the blues victory.!!! |
| Date | 11-09-07 |
| Message | Mort, r u goin to the Chelsea v Man Utd game on 23rd ?. If it's on at the Moon I plan to watch it there.  |
| Date | 11-09-07 |
| Message | Mort, r u goin to the Chelsea v Man Utd game on 23rd ?. If it's on at the Moon I plan to watch it there. |
| Date | 11-09-07 |
| Location |  |
| Message | WHY HAS THE LEG END SUDDENLY BECOME A WEST HAM SUPPORTER ? BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY TIME HE WILL EVER HAVE HAD XL ON HIS SHIRT. OR MEDIUM FOR THAT MATTER THE LITTLE STUMPY GUY ,SHAME THEY DONT HAVE AN ARROW POINTING TO HIS MOUTH THAT WOULD BE ABOUT RIGHT. |
| Date | 11-09-07 |
| Message | it is a big fat virus |
| Date | 11-09-07 |
| Message | he is on his holidays AGAIN so he letting down the a team these pro players must earn some doe |
| Date | 11-09-07 |
| Message | wheres the legend has he dead talking of missing |
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