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| Date | 14-02-08 |
| Message | legend is a let his mates down thurs night  |
| Date | 14-02-08 |
| Message | Apparently the Legend is in full training waiting the winner of the Lloyd Doug swim off , he has completed 2 lengths and can do a width under water. but his training is being hampered by Sharron keep wanting a bath |
| Date | 14-02-08 |
| Message | yeah a bullshit button had a lot of use tuesday with doug and lloyd. But must get new batteries Darrell and Legend back next week |
| Date | 14-02-08 |
| Message | hear there is a lloyd button up the moon can someone explain?  |
| Date | 14-02-08 |
| Message | the only time lloyd swam for england was when he fell off the banana boat in cyprus and thought he was drowning  |
| Date | 14-02-08 |
| Message | When i meet a woman worthy of my attention i will pull her,its not my fault the women of rayleigh are not up to my standard.I didn't ask to be born this good looking but i have to live with it.i dont expect you lot to understand,after all how could you  |
| Date | 14-02-08 |
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| Message | Poseing as Dick Emery; Mr Bacardi Beast you are awful but i like you. Anyway I always remove me chudders first !.  |
| Date | 14-02-08 |
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| Message | IN DEFENCE OF THE FUTURE. THE KEBAB INCIDENT WAS NOT AS IT SEEMED,DUE TO THE FUTURES LACK OF SEX APPEAL (EXCEPT TO SCUFFER) HE WAS LONELY SO HE PHONED UP THE LOCAL KNOCKING SHOP AND ASKED FOR EXTRA LARGE DONNA HE WAS SURPISED AS ANYBODY WHEN THIS OLD LUMP OF ROTTEN MEAT TURNED UP COVERED IN RED SAUCE. ALTHOUGH HE COULD SEE A LOT OF SIMILARITIES TO HIS ORIGINAL REQUEST, HE SHAGGED IT AND THE PLUS POINT WAS IT NEVER ASKED "ARE YOU IN YET" OR "WAKE ME UP WHEN YOUR FINISHED" APPARENTLY THE ONLY DOWNSIDE WAS AT £3.50 IT WAS DEARER THAN HE USALLY PAYS FOR HIS WOMAN. |
| Date | 14-02-08 |
| Message | future always wanted to be a train driver he likes to have a tender behind  |
| Date | 14-02-08 |
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| Message | VALENTINES MESSAGE FOR THE FUTURE. ROSES ARE RED TREES ARE GREEN I NO LONGER LOVE MAISHEY THE FUTURES MY DREAM. MY LEGS MAY NOT BE LONG AND MY PILES ARE ALL ITCHY BUT WHEN I SEE THE FUTURE MY DICK GOES ALL TWITCHY. MY DARTS ARE CRAP AND PEOPLE CALL ME STUMPY BUT I LOVE YOU FUTURE LETS HAVE RUMPY PUMPY. FROM GUESS WHO.  |
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