| Date | 2005-02-07 |
| Message | Hey Porko, I'm down on my luck lets get drunk. OK, im not down on my luck, but lets get drunk anyway. |
| Date | 2005-02-07 |
| Message | Cheers for the sympathy colonel sidesausage. As it happnes alcohol is proving an exciting and effective way of dealing with my problems. If anybody else is down on their luck, give me a ring and we'll get lashed. Providing I know you that is! Leeds, good to see you this weekend bud, ND was a right laugh although I chipped my tooth falling out of cattle feeder after around 6 inverted rolls. |
| Date | 2005-02-06 |
| Message | Just defending my performance in Les Arcs. Bomb, 1st of all you wen't there you half pint (oooh but i had a whole pint of long island the other night with mattock) shandy drinking mincer. Anyway, i can go snowboarding whenever i like, however i rarely get the opportunity to spend any time in a bar these days. ....................or did i get that the wrong way round? Anyway, ive always said Stick to what you know and if that involves getting more pissed than should be humanly possible and styling crazy women then bring it on. Someones got to do it. Right? Porko, you got dumped eh? harsh mate. Just remember there's a whole world of cider fun out there to help you on your way. Thats enough abuse for now. Later |
| Date | 2005-02-04 |
| Message | The party begins at 20:00 at my pad on the barbican if anyone is interested in goiung out Saturday night let me know 07951933667 |
| Date | 2005-02-03 |
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| Message | As you can tell by my spelling, I'm still pissed!!! |
| Date | 2005-02-03 |
| Message | I'm available for all partys, weddings and barmitzvas (how do you spell that), having been dumped for a second and final time on monday. Gutted. Although Katie dumped me, she is still a great girl. So no one to take sides against me! Leeds don't get any ideas, i'd kill you! |
| Date | 2005-02-01 |
| Message | Im back in the UK unfortunately. |
| Date | 2005-01-31 |
| Message | Mattock and Bomb have now put our difference behind us as we both got drunk, fell over and threw up last night, the difference is I slept in my bed with my girlfriend and Bomb slept in someone elses bed (he still doesnt know who, probably male), without anyone else before clearing up the sick next to the bed and sneaking off home. |