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| Date | 2005-04-14 |
| Message | yes, i am a dmub fuck, and managed to strawpedo reef directly into my lungs, subsequently rendering myself unable to breathe. But just to let you know, i did beat them, and they did pay for there round. I was back on it 20mins later after a good cough n vomiting and such like. Hopefully it was just a freak accident, and i won't need to learn from my mistakes. |
| Date | 2005-04-14 |
| Message | Rumour confirmed by the man himself |
| Date | 2005-04-14 |
| Message | Thats scary news, to think, reef, the pleasurable alcoholic drink to strawpeedo is also the most dangerous to strawpeedo. Another case of a wolf in sheeps' clothing. I'll never look at that fruity delight the same way again. P.s. Hope you make a full recovery Sidesausage! Oh and if you come down for the May day weekend you'll still have to partake in a round of Reefs in the Pit, its tradition! |
| Date | 2005-04-14 |
| Message | I have shocking news concerning colonel sidesausage!! According to Michelle Dave the Colonel almost killed himself two days ago by strawpeadoing a bottle or Reef. His lungs got filled with Reef and he started to drown!!! Fortunately his bar staff managed to resusitate him and he's feeling much better now. This all happened because Martin had a drinks promotion that stated If you can drink a Reef quicker than me then you can have it free!!!. I do know one thing though, if he'd of died that's the way he would have wanted to go, doing something he loved. Glad you're alive mate. Bomb P.s If Dave is having me on i'm gonna put a bag of burning shit on her doorstep. |
| Date | 2005-04-14 |
| Message | That is the worst excuse I've ever heard... how much job hunting are you going to do on the thursday and friday before the may bank holiday weekend? |
| Date | 2005-04-14 |
| Message | OOOOH i dont know. I only get back on the 27th and need to look for a job. Boo.  |
| Date | 2005-04-14 |
| Message | Apolgies for my super weak performance last night, especially after dragging you all out, but when I began to fall asleep on the toilet I thought it was time to call it a night. Cobley you coming to Plymouth on the 29th 30th April? |
| Date | 2005-04-13 |
| Message | colonel sidesausage is already aware of the upcoming events (whether he's coming is a different matter) and im sure he'll inform zacariah next week |
| Date | 2005-04-13 |
| Message |  Has anybody let Bast know about the shenanigans? He is the most mexican person, out of mexico, in the world. Wouldn't be a party without him, Martin Sidesausage and Zac. Lets get on the case and let them know:UNITE THE CLOWNS, EVERYONE RING (below) AND LET THEM KNOW ABOUT FRIDAY 29TH OF APRIL!! BAST MARTIN ZAC oh and ...... DRUNKAN |
| Date | 2005-04-13 |
| Message | the hawaiian and mexican uniform should be worn with pride to comply with traditional drinking ritual and to show the world we are the snowriders! afterall its been a while now    |
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