| Message | Hi Jim,
I have heard from some of my fb friends that noone made to Lancaster this year! It is so terribly hot down here. 107 degrees in shreveport today. My doctor told me I was going to have to live in a better climate since I get so dehydrated. I said, "Did you tell me that I need to move to Hawaii?" He said, "Yes we do!" I wanted to share this joke with you. There were two boys, one 12 and the other 13, who kept getting into trouble. The parents just could not control them. So one day one of the dads asked his preacher if he would talk to the boys. His son went and the preacher looked him in the eyes and asked him,"Where is God?" the boy just had a blank look on his face. Preacher louder,"where is god?" still no answer from the boy. The preacher stood up and banged his fist on his desk,"boy where is god?" The boy jumped looked the preacher in his eyes, turned and ran home. The other boy went to his friends house. He found him in the closet. "What are you doing in there?" The other boy said,"you better come in here." "Let me tell you God is missing and the worst thing about this whole thing is they think we did it!" "so will you help find god?" |