| Message | Beauti and useful web pg.God bless you sis Jen. The Top 15 Funniest Things to do when driving... thing to do. 15. Laugh a lot. A whole lot. 14. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look. 13. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly. 12. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit. 11. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look. 10. Pass cars, then drive very slowly. 9. Restart your vehicle at every stop light. 8. Sing without having the radio on. 7. Honk frequently without motivation. 6. Stop at the green lights. 5. Go at the red lights.4. At stop lights, eye the person in the next vehicle suspiciously. With a look of fear, then lock your doors. 3. Get in the fast lane and gradually… slow… down… to a stop. Then get out and watch. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang. 1. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone. Drivers Don’t Try This One On The Road!!! If someone on the gets in your way remember the #1thing to do. Email, jcsalive@hotmail.com |